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{{Style P-Poem|poem=Jokes on the Slate, to raise the laugh,
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Are hitherto one-sided.
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Upon the other (half-and-half !)
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I’ve written and derided.
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<center>I.</center>
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One ray, at last, of penetrating light,
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Hath pierced the darkness of our mental night.
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So simple all supreme discoveries are !
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But this is the supremest, simplest, far—
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The only one in all the world who knew.
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The young man made his juvenile ''début'' ;
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He came, saw, conquered, Cæsar-like, elate !
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Let him be crowned, then, Seizer of the Slate !
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<center>II.</center>
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A young man to the Barber’s went,
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And did the Shaver seize, and
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Charged him with barbarous intent
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To cut the young man’s weasand.
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''“’Tis useless to deny the fact;
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In vain you threat or pray, Sir !
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I swear I caught you in the act;
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Your hand teas on the razor ! ”''
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<center>III.</center>
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’Tis trickery, So you needn’t “ try
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The spirits,”—fatal reason why.
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The case is in a nutshell curled.
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Crack it. ''There is no spirit world.''
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So clever, confident, and young,
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’Twere just as well had he been hung !
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''“ Good heavens ! What has the young man done ? ”''
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Married .... to .... Mrs. Partington !
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She met the Ocean with a Mop ;
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He tried the other world to stop.
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The apostle bade us “''try the spirits'',”
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And judge them fairly, on their merits ;
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But did not clear instructions give
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For catching things so fugitive
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As spirits, in the Lawyer’s sieve ;
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And, possibly, he might retort,
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“ ''I didn't mean at Bow Street Court !''”}}

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vol. 3, p. 191
from Adyar archives of the International Theosophical Society
vol. 3 (1875-1878)
 

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< A Budget of Avient Dreams (continued from page 3-190) >

The Seven Planetary Spheres

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Epigrams

Jokes on the Slate, to raise the laugh,
Are hitherto one-sided.
Upon the other (half-and-half !)
I’ve written and derided.

I.

One ray, at last, of penetrating light,
Hath pierced the darkness of our mental night.
So simple all supreme discoveries are !
But this is the supremest, simplest, far—
The only one in all the world who knew.
The young man made his juvenile début ;
He came, saw, conquered, Cæsar-like, elate !
Let him be crowned, then, Seizer of the Slate !

II.

A young man to the Barber’s went,
And did the Shaver seize, and
Charged him with barbarous intent
To cut the young man’s weasand.
“’Tis useless to deny the fact;
In vain you threat or pray, Sir !
I swear I caught you in the act;
Your hand teas on the razor ! ”

III.

’Tis trickery, So you needn’t “ try
The spirits,”—fatal reason why.
The case is in a nutshell curled.
Crack it. There is no spirit world.

IV.

So clever, confident, and young,
’Twere just as well had he been hung !
“ Good heavens ! What has the young man done ? ”
Married .... to .... Mrs. Partington !
She met the Ocean with a Mop ;
He tried the other world to stop.

V.

The apostle bade us “try the spirits,”
And judge them fairly, on their merits ;
But did not clear instructions give
For catching things so fugitive
As spirits, in the Lawyer’s sieve ;
And, possibly, he might retort,
I didn't mean at Bow Street Court !

  1. The Seven Planetary Spheres by J.W.M.
  2. Epigrams by Massey, Jerald